Clean your Osterizer!!!
Gather 2 oz of olive oil
2 oz of white wine
2 roma tomatoes
4 cloves of garlic
3 squirts of Tapatio
1/2 a rectangle of Philly cream cheese.
Throw it all in the blender.
Frappé the hell out of it.
Cut 1lb of fresh chicken boobs into small finger-size pieces, you know, like your little finger. In a large frying pan, put 2-3 oz olive oil, heat on med to high, and put the chicken boob pieces in the pan. Cook them beyond half-way(6-7 minutes moving them around etc in the pan). When they are 70% cooked and browned, pour the frappéd fantazmal mix(FFM) into the frying pan and let the chicken cook with the FFM for a few minutes. FFM can be an acronym for Fkn Fantazmal Mix too!!!
Cook up a box of your favorite pasta to al dente...
Put the al dente pasta into a bowl and pour the FFM Chicken over the top of it. You can mix it up, or you can serve it sorta separate - it doesn't matter. It is FFMing delicious.
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